Stop the Wagon!
I don’t have a token, but I have a blog.
After my pukey birthday extravaganza last month, I promised to lay off the bottle for a while. Well, it wasn’t really that bad, but I did drink a lot over the summer. And today is the one month anniversary of my “sobriety.”
In all fairness, I’m not a big drinker, but I am a social drinker. I’ll admit that if/when I drink, I drink to get drunk, but I can “totally stop whenever I want.” No, really, I can. The last time I stopped drinking, I gave up beer and I didn’t touch alcohol for eight months. I haven’t touched beer since...that’s mostly because I realized that shots of hard alcohol can do the same job as beer in a quicker and more efficient manner sans ten trips to the bathroom.
Yeah, I think it’s time to start drinking again.
After my pukey birthday extravaganza last month, I promised to lay off the bottle for a while. Well, it wasn’t really that bad, but I did drink a lot over the summer. And today is the one month anniversary of my “sobriety.”
In all fairness, I’m not a big drinker, but I am a social drinker. I’ll admit that if/when I drink, I drink to get drunk, but I can “totally stop whenever I want.” No, really, I can. The last time I stopped drinking, I gave up beer and I didn’t touch alcohol for eight months. I haven’t touched beer since...that’s mostly because I realized that shots of hard alcohol can do the same job as beer in a quicker and more efficient manner sans ten trips to the bathroom.
Yeah, I think it’s time to start drinking again.
posted by Eti at
11:10 AM
5 Comments:
I haven't had anything to drink in, let's see... a day? Maybe I'll try to match your month-long stint. Oh, wait, Rossanna is going to take me to Margarita Monday to get me loaded by 6 PM. I'll, uh, try to remember to start tomorrow.
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Nick, at 11:18 AM
I'll drink to that....
:)
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Neo, at 12:19 PM
a month....wow
By
Harlyn, at 1:15 PM
I was once really fat, so I went on the hard alcohol diet.
Lost 25 pounds, but then my liver got bloated. Oh well.
Sincerely,
Frank U. McBoob
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Frank McBoob, at 2:03 PM
If you want to drink less, then start drinking "better", I mean try to be more selective, but don't stop completely! That would be damaging for you health!!
This was a scary note!
By
Sébastien, at 2:15 PM
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